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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 06:56

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is sin so sweet?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.