What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:56

Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.